🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: The TOASTER TAXI is here, and no, it doesn’t come with a side of avocado toast! 🍞🔥 Amazon’s Zoox just dropped their driverless robots in Vegas, and guess what? You can now hail a toaster-shaped car to take you from the slot machines to the buffet of your dreams! 🎰🍕✨ Now, before you ask, "WTF is a toaster taxi?!" let me clarify: these bad boys are like if a DeLorean and a kitchen appliance had a baby and that baby was running on pure stonk energy 🚀💰. Zoox is coming for Waymo and Tesla, and honestly, it’s about time someone challenged the King of Autonomous Cringe. "Honestly, we just wanted to *take the wheel* out of people's hands, so, you know, toast." - an imaginary developer, definitely not panicking over competing brands. And while you’re jaunting down the 4.2-mile Strip, just remember to snap a TikTok for clout, because what’s an epic toaster ride without the internet seeing your “This is fine” face as you realize... it doesn't even toast bread!? 🤡🔥 💀Hot take: By 2025, your robot taxi will be *frying* egg sandwiches while you "fry" on your way to the next rave 🕺🍳. Mark my words, we're all gonna seethe when we realize we’ve been replaced by our own kitchen appliances! 🤯🚀