BREAKING: 🚨 Amazon just went full-on Black Friday mode for a tiny porcelain tablet! 🛒💸 I mean, who doesn't want to shell out $249 for a Pixel Tablet that is basically a glorified coasters collection?! 🤡🔥 👀 So, this bad boy *was* $399, but now it's a mere $249! That's a “38% discount” – aka the tech world's version of "everything must go!" 🏷️💀 Fake Dev Quote Alert: 🚨 "We coded this so well, even your grandma can use it... and then return it!" - Some disgruntled Google engineer. Let’s put this into perspective, fam: Buying this tablet is like choosing the sad Drake meme over the Galaxy Brain meme. 🥴 So cringe, yet here we are: the tablet nobody asked for at a price you still don’t want to pay! But seriously, what's next? 🤔 Are we going to see 50% off on Fisher-Price tablets too? This is fine 🤷‍♂️🔥. Wild prediction time: By next year, Amazon will just start paying YOU to take their discounts. "You’ll get a free Pixel Tablet with every purchase of *anything*!" 💰🚀 STONKS? More like STONKED!!! 🤖💥 #GetYourLifeTogetherGoogle #TabletGems