🎉👓🚀 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped the most “necessary” tech since sliced bread… and lemme tell you, I’m literally rolling on the floor laughing 🤡💀! Introducing the *Prime Glasses for Prime Deliveries* — because who needs humans when you can strap an overhyped smartphone on your face? 😎📦 Here’s the tea: these smart glasses are designed to make delivery partners wear an AI assistant like a second pair of eyes. “It’s like having a Pokémon, but for packages!” - some imaginary dev at Amazon probably after losing all hope 😂. I mean, with route-tracking and AI vision, this is gonna be *fye* until they inevitably malfunction and make you deliver a fridge to a haunted house instead! (Trust me, I can see that happening. This is fine. 🔥) And you know what? Here’s a leak from my top insider: “We just want to see people wear our tech like they wear their pain… on full display!” 😭👀 No cap, we’re heading straight to *Stonks* with this one, as the delivery workers get even more “techified.” 🔥💰 But mark my words: In 2025, these glasses will start demanding their own delivery bonuses. Sorry, human workers! 🤖 In conclusion: get ready for the Meta-Pocalypse! 📉💀 #TechTears #DeliverUsFromTheseGlasses