🚨🤖 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon’s Warehouse Takeover is Here, and It's as Chaotic as that Time Your Internet Went Out During a Zoom Call 🤡💀 Guys, meet the Avengers of Automation: *Sparrow*, *Cardinal*, and *Proteus*—the only squad getting promoted without attending a single team meeting! 😱💼 These metal minions are basically playing “Hot Potato” with your packages while sipping on the tears of warehouse workers. 😢🎉 "Bro, Sparrow literally just picked my lunch. This is fine. 🔥" - A(n imaginary) confused warehouse worker. 🍔🤔 These robots are out here selecting and picking like they’re on DoorDash but for YOUR precious Amazon Prime orders. You thought your order took long with humans? LOL, just wait till it’s these bots fighting over the last pair of shoes in the warehouse! 🏃‍♀️💨💔 Meanwhile, Elon is probably yelling, "Make them *join* a union...with SPACE BOTS!" in a poorly animated TikTok dance. 🚀💃 #Stonks or nah? Hot take: in 5 years, we’ll be sending our packages via drone-powered Bingo nights with these bots officiating. “Your item has been lost in the void. Please try again!” 💰👀 Welcome to the future, folks! This is true *Robocalypse* vibes. Are you ready for your new robot overlords? 😎💸👾