💸🚀 Hey fam! Grab your tinfoil hats because Amazon just dropped the NEW NAME for Project Kuiper and *drumroll please* it’s now **Amazon Leo**! 🌌🦁 Why? 🤔 Because, apparently, Bezos wanted a name that sounded as rich as his bank account. No cap, it sounds like a kid’s cartoon about internet-surfing lions! 😂🍕 So, what’s cooking in Bezos’ kitchen? 🍳🥘 A whopping 3,000 satellites dancing in low-earth orbit (aka LEO) to give us faster internets than your mom’s “buffering” Worldstar videos! 📺💁‍♂️ With six launches already—using SpaceX Falcon 9 rockets that they probably bought on Amazon Prime—Leo aims to go head-to-head with Starlink. (I can hear Elon seething like a meme over a hot stove right now. 🔥💔) In the words of a “leaked” Amazon developer: *“We’re not just shooting for the stars; we’re launching deliveries directly to your face!”* 🚀😂 This is fine, right? But, hold up! 🤯 What if Leo just turns out to be another excuse to sell you overpriced WiFi like it’s a Gucci handbag? 👜📶 *Imagine getting a notification like, “Your Amazon Leo is ready! Subscribe for just another $99 a month!”* UNHINGED PREDICTION: Amazon will soon BRB and add a “monthly subscription for satellite gaze” feature. 🤑👀 *We’ll all be sitting in our backyards staring up at satellites like, “Wow, that’s a $300 cloud!”* #Stonks #MemeTheChaos 🔥🔥🔥 Share this nonsense if you wanna keep getting your tech news served with extra chaos!