🚨🛒 HEY YOU! 😱 Are you tired of scrolling through a sea of camping tents like it’s an endless episode of “This is Fine”? 🔥 Well, grab your stonks 🤑 because Amazon just turned your shopping desires into a cringe-fest with their new "Help me decide" button! 🤖💥 ✨ Just when you thought you were safe from impulse buys, your phone now has the audacity to play your shopping therapist! 😵‍💫🤡 “Hey, based on your extensive history of buying 177 pairs of socks, how about a tent that’s basically a portable mansion?” 🏕️💅 Imagine Rufus, Amazon’s virtual shopping buddy, saying: "Bro, I see you googled 'tents for camping at the moon,' let me suggest this space-age model!" 🌙🚀 Remember back in the day when you could just... decide for yourself? 💀 Nah, fam, we’re in the era of AI deciding if you actually need that fifth blender. Cope with it or seethe! 🤠💀 🔮🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, Amazon will unveil the "Help me decide for YOU" drone service that literally flies to your house and slaps products into your hands. No cap, fr fr! 🤯🚁 Time to hit that button and let the AI gods choose your fate! Share if you're ready to let robots ruin your wallet!!! ✌️💸💥