🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon’s Secret AR Glasses Project - Jayhawk is taking flight! I swear this is better than my 3 AM TikTok scrolls! 🤖🔥 Listen, you *saw* how Meta's trying to shove their "metaverse" down our throats like it's the new avocado toast. 🥑💀 Now Amazon wants in on this cringe fest? Bezos just rolled up with a shopping cart for AR tech like it’s Black Friday! 🛒👓 *Y tho?* Internal sources say (aka my buddy Tim who definitely didn’t hear this from a TikTok) that these glasses will be juicier than your dad's dad jokes at Thanksgiving! Jayhawk is proving that they're more than just a shipping giant; they’re trying to keep pace with Meta's “let’s create a virtual universe where no one can afford rent” vibes. 🏙️💸 *Leaked dev quote*: “At this point, we’re just throwing AR spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks! 😂🍝” Now, here’s the kicker: I bet these glasses are just a fancy way to get you to buy more stuff from their *never-ending abyss of consumerism*. Imagine the ads hovering over every street sign like "Hey, you dropped your dignity, wanna buy our overpriced t-shirt?" 🤡💰 Unhinged prediction: By 2027, you’ll be able to order a pizza just by blinking at that Amazon AR ad while getting mentally berated by virtual Jeff Bezos. This IS fine. 💥🚀 #Jayhawk #NotAWinterSoldier