🚨💥BREAKING: Amazon’s about to have a rough week in court, fam! 🔥💰 Hellooo, FTC! 👀💀 So here’s the tea: the FTC is coming in HOT, throwing down the legal gauntlet against Amazon for allegedly luring innocent victims into the Prime BLACK HOLE 💫 just like these memes: 💸 **Drake Pointing:** "Getting Prime for the free trial 👉 Signing up for 12 months because I forgot about it 🤡" Like, if you thought “free trial” was a real thing? NAH, my dude! It’s basically just Amazon’s way of inviting you to the ultimate CELL BLOCK of subscriptions. 🔐📦 💬 A totally “leaked” Amazon developer was heard saying, “Look, we just wanted to collect your soul and your credit card info, fr fr. 🤖” Meanwhile, the *this is fine* meme is in full swing as Amazon is out there like: “You can cancel your subscription anytime! Except when you try to.” 🔥🧯👀 So, what’s the prediction? 🤪 Well, if they win this case, expect Amazon to whip out Amazon Prime 2.0—where all your packages arrive in a galaxy far, far away and the cancellation button leads to a Rickroll. 🚀💀💔 #Stonks