🔥📚💰 **BREAKING: Amazon’s New Trend is Called “ENSHITTIFICATION” 🤡💀💔** Y’all know the vibes! While you were busy trying to find that one elusive pair of socks on Amazon, Cory Doctorow just dropped a hot tea bomb 💣 on the e-commerce giant! Forget Prime, we’re now subscribed to “The Enshittification Chronicles” 📖✨! Imagine a world where Amazon's flywheel isn’t pumping out innovation but rather turbo-charging the misery of merchants 🙃. Yeah, that’s right—your favorite marketplace is turning into the “This is fine” meme but with 70% less doggo and 100% more cringe! 👀💸 “Do you want *real* products or just a sea of cheap knock-offs?” said the imaginary Amazon Dev #42 while sipping on his pumpkin spice latte 🍂☕️. No cap, they’re out here ghosting the actual sellers like a middle schooler at the school dance 🕺🚶‍♂️. But wait, it gets spicier! While the flywheel spins, merchants are flailing like they just got hit with the ultimate Drake “I’m not feeling that” meme. 💔🔥 So here’s the unhinged prediction: Amazon will drop an NFT for “holographic socks” that only exist in the metaverse. 🤖👾Why? Because *“enshittification”* is the new *“based”*, and we’re all just players in this twisted game of capitalist charades. #Stonks or #NoStonks? YOU decide! 💸💥 SHARE THIS or you might end up in an AI-generated hellscape of endless sock ads! 🚀🙌