🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE STREAMING STRATOSPHERE! 🚀💥 Amazon just dropped a bombshell: the Fire TV Stick 4K is about to get a NEW NAME! That’s right, it's getting a makeover more confusing than your ex’s Spotify playlists! 🤡🎶 During a hardware event (more like a “nobody asked for this” event), they introduced the $39.99 4K Select! So now we’ve got 4K, 4K Max, and the newcomer 4K Select—like it's the Hunger Games of streaming sticks. May the best resolution win! 🔥💰 Imagine overhearing devs in the Amazon break room: **Developer 1:** “I can’t even remember which stick does what!” 🤯 **Developer 2:** “Just name it Fire TV Stick 4K OVER 9000 and see if anyone notices.” 😂 Also, they're claiming the new name will help us—like we needed more names to lose track of in our streaming wars! 🤦‍♂️ Just call it "The One That Consumes Your Entire Bank Account" and be done with it! 💸 So, what’s the new name gonna be? 4K Plus Ultra? Fire Stick of Infinite Confusion? 😵‍💫 In a stunning twist, I predict that before you know it, they’ll chuck in "Netflix and Chill Mode" into the name, cause that’s kinda what we’re all doing anyway! Stonks? More like STRONKS! 🤖💯