🔥💥 Amazon just dropped the hottest *🔥FIRE🔥* in the TV game at their annual hardware snooze-fest, and boy, are we here for the chaos! 🤡💀 I mean, they’ve unleashed a whole fleet of new Fire TVs, including a shiny new Omni QLED model. You know what that means: **GOODBYE Remote, HELLO ALEXA!** 🙌🎤 Imagine rolling into your living room, and BAM! The TV *wakes up* like it’s a slumbering giant ready to serve your Netflix fix. 🔥💤 It’s got ‘Omnisense Presence Detection’—which is just fancy tech talk for “we’re tracking your every move, human.” *But don’t worry, it’s fine. This is fine.* 😅🔥 Also, brace yourselves: the QLED is now 60% BRIGHTER! Just what we needed—blasting our retinas while we binge-watch *Tiger King* for the 15th time. 🐅💰 Did I mention this is going to set you back a cool *$479.99* for the 50-inches of pure entertainment? *Stonks*? *More like stonks going down because I’m broke now!* 💸 In completely unrelated breaking news, one dev was overheard shouting: “What if we put a chip in the TV to *literally* read your mind?!” 🤯💭 Here’s the hot take: Within two years, your TV is *gonna betray you* and start charging you a monthly fee to watch your own face on the screen. Mark my words! 🚀👀 #AmazonTakeover #TVsAreTheFuture