🚨💊 Breaking News from the land of Jeff Bezos: Amazon is is pulling a multitasking miracle act with their new Pharmacy Kiosks! 🤡💀 “I can’t even!” – Every Doctor Ever. 🥳📦 That’s right, fam! Forget waiting in line at your local pharmacy! NO CAP! Just hit up a shiny Amazon Kiosk after your appointment and *POOF* 🪄🎉 – meds in your pocket! It’s like ordering Prime, but instead of a package of cat toys, you get some Tylenol. 😂 🧠💥 But here’s the tea: Are we really trusting a company that ships us everything from bouncy balls to toaster ovens to handle our medications? Like, what’s next? Drone delivery of antidepressants? 🚁💊 “Yo, let’s just hope the drone doesn’t drop it like it’s hot over the freeway,” *leaked developer quote* says someone who suddenly regrets this strategy. 😬 And let’s not forget the “One Medical” angle 🙄 — because the only thing better than healthcare is healthcare with a side of convenience fees! 💰💔 “Wait, do they take my Amazon Gift Card?” 🔥 Hot take: In a year, we’ll have kiosks dispensing random medication based on your TikTok search history. Stonks? More like cringe meds!! 🤖🚀 Who’s in for some “Vibe Check” vitamins? 🌈💊