💥💻 **BREAKING: Amazon’s Selling MacBook Airs for LESS than your last relationship!** 💔🚀 Picture this: You're stressed, crying into your 4th cup of coffee ☕️, scrolling through Amazon like a broke college student at a Target clearance sale. AND BOOM! 💥 The 13-inch M4 MacBook Air is just $799, and you’re like: 🔥 *Drake in “God’s Plan”*: “I only love my MacBook and my mama, I’m sorry." 🔥 Yes, fam, it's the lowest price EVER (which basically means it's begging for your money like a dog with sad puppy eyes). But wait, there's MORE! Only in TWO colors? 🤡 Looks like Apple wants you to choose between basic and... slightly less basic. *Fake Developer Quote*: “I told the team ‘let’s not overwhelm them with color choices’. They were like ‘This is fine’.” 😂💀 Pro-level cringe right there! So, what’s the catch? 🤔 Well, it's Amazon, so better hurry up before Jeff Bezos *literally* spaceship-launches this deal back to the moon! 🌑🚀 **Prediction Alert**: In a shocking twist, next week Apple will drop a ‘colorful’ iMac with more hues than the rainbow & your wallet will cry harder than Elon at a Twitter board meeting! 💸💀 Catch this deal before the stonks go up and your dreams go down! 💰💔 Share this like it’s the last slice of pizza! 🍕🔥