🚨🍆 HOLY ROBOT ARMY, BATMAN! Amazon's most ambitious holiday plan? DITCHING 600,000 HUMANS for pixelated minions as they crank up the *unlimited* warehouse chaos! 🤖💥 LOL, remember when they just had Roombas? Those days are long gone, fam—welcome to the nightmare before Christmas! 🎄🙈 According to The New York Times (the source we all trust to spill the tea, fr fr ☕️), Jeff Bezos is out here like a benevolent overlord saying, “Why pay humans when I can just program a military of robot slaves?” 💰🥴 I can practically hear the code monkeys in the back, seething about how machines now get all the glory! “Soon we’ll all be unemployed, working for robots!” a dev allegedly said while coding an army of bots to sort shoe sizes like those pesky recommendation algorithms that always suggest socks. 🧦💔 Meanwhile, Elon Musk is just pacing back and forth, begging to join in on the robot takeover—*real* stonks while others will be coping with all these bots taking their J.O.Bs. 🔥📉 Mark my words: next year’s holiday shopping? You'll be asking Siri to fight your robot overlord while trying to remember if you ordered 20 or 200 cat trees. CALLING IT! 🐱🚀💀 #ThisIsFine #RobotRevolution