🚨BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Amazon is cooking up some AR glasses 🔥✨ and honestly, they better be extraordinary or all we’re getting is a pair of overpriced window panes with Prime delivery. 🥴💸 This is the “I’m gonna need you to spend $500 on something you didn’t know you needed” level of cringe. 😅 Imagine this convo in the Amazon boardroom: **Jeff Bezos**: “Alright team, how do we make these AR glasses more appealing than Meta’s Ray-Bans?” **Anonymous Developer**: “Uhh, just slap a ‘Prime’ logo on it and charge them for a 2-day shipping upgrade?” **Jeff**: “BRILLIANT! Now let’s throw in Alexa… oh wait, she's already in everything.” 🤖💁‍♂️ Listen, if I wanted augmented reality, I’d just use my phone like a regular human. 📱 But no cap, if they package it in a stonks-carrying carry bag with free returns, y’all might actually consider it. At this point, Amazon's AR glasses will probably just let you order stuff you don’t need while displaying ads for things you didn’t know existed 🤡💀. Just what we want! “Hey, look! A bag of 1000 rubber duckies for $300 shipped in an hour!” MY HOT TAKE: By 2025, AR glasses will become the new wireless earbuds, and we’ll ALL be looking like spicy cyborgs, stonks are gonna LIT 🔥💰. Buckle up, nerds!