🚨🛒 *Breaking News: Amazon’s New Feature Has Just Made Shopping Even MORE Chaotic!* 🛒🚨 Hold onto your credit cards, folks! 💳💥 Amazon just dropped *Lens Live* like it's HOT! 🔥🤖 Now you can point your camera at any random object in your life—like that old sock on your floor 🧦—and it’ll show you a bunch of stuff you can buy instead of dealing with your laundry! 🤡💀 📸🤳 You’re telling me I can just look at a lamp 🍭💡 and suddenly my phone's like, “Yo, here’s 150 options to buy something you don’t need”?! That’ll save me a whole two seconds of my life! Thanks, Bezos! 😤💰 This is peak “procrastinate shopping” energy. I’m just trying to escape my responsibilities, not get sucked into a consumerist black hole! 🌌 The kicker? It’s only on iOS for now 🤦‍♂️, so if you’re rocking Android? Good luck bruh! 🤪 Meanwhile, Amazon’s AI is serving up options with a big ol’ *BUY IT NOW* button, giving off major *“Take my money!”* vibes. **Drake’s pointing** at your impulse buys like: “Yes, THIS is the future!” 🔥💸 🔥💡 *Insider leak:* A developer said, “We just want to turn every moment into a shopping spree!” What a time to be alive! 🚀 **Unhinged prediction:** Soon we’ll have Insta filters that not only put cat ears on your selfies but also suggest matching cat-themed products! When will it end?! 📺🌀 Get ready, fam! This is just the beginning of *Shopocalypse 2023*! 😱 #ThisIsFine