🔥💰IT’S PRIME TIME, BABY!💰🔥 Call your mom, cancel your plans, and grab that side hustle money ‘cause it’s the LAST DAY of Amazon Prime Day and your wallet needs to be STONKED UP!!! 📈😱 🎉 Dive into the bottom shelf of tech deals under $25, where dreams collide with cheap plastic! 🤖✨ Here are my top 30 favorites, like, fr fr: 1. **Echo Dot** - Because who doesn’t want a voice assistant that knows your life better than you do? (Creepy vibes, but *based* 💀) 2. **Anker Power Banks** - For when you need to power up but can’t with your life choices. #CopingMechanism 3. **Blink Security** - Perfect for monitoring the chaos in your living room while you pretend to work. 🕵️‍♂️ But wait, there’s more! 🎁 You can still add these *epic* deals to your cart and make that retail therapy work *overtime*! Leaked developer tweet: “Why did we price this stuff so low? It's like giving candy to kids 🥴. Oh well, we all love a good cringe sale... copium activated!” - @AmazonDev 🔥🎤Now here’s the hot take: In 2025, Prime Day will be a multi-day festival with live-streamed product reviews featuring Gen Z influencers and inflatable robots! You’ll be able to buy an Amazon-branded spaceship for under $50! 🚀 Mark my words, fam! THIS IS FINE! 👀💥 Don't sleep on these deals, your *future self* will thank you... or maybe *not*. 😅✌️ #AmazonPrimeDay2025 #MemeCapital