👀🔥💼 Y’all want drama? Grab your popcorn 🍿 because Amazon’s latest courtroom epic is like watching Homer’s *Odyssey* but with less Greek gods and more “How do I cancel my Prime membership?” 🤦‍♂️💳 The FTC is rolling in like a meme lord 💀, claiming some poor souls were bamboozled into signing up for that sweet Prime nectar only to find themselves trapped in the labyrinth of cancelation 💔. Like, who knew clicking “Yes, I am a Prime Member!” was actually code for “Welcome to the Amazon Bermuda Triangle!” 🌊🌀 ✨ LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE ✨: "Dude, we thought it was a perk, not a prison sentence! 😂 We just wanna make their shopping experience fire 🔥, not a full-blown Odyssey!" Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is somewhere sipping on that sweet, sweet “I’m definitely NOT on trial” coffee 🚀☕ while the FTC’s turning up the heat like, “No more *stonks* on our watch!” 📉💰 🤡 Ready for the ultimate prediction? If this court case blows up, don’t be surprised when Amazon releases a *Cancellation Emoji* as the new Olympic sport. 🏅 They gonna monetize canceling memberships, and I’m not joking, fam. This is how we die. 🤡🔥😱