🚨BREAKING: Amazon is SCRAPPING 14,000 jobs like they’re cleaning out a fridge full of expired leftovers! 🥴💀💼 Just when you thought your Amazon Prime subscription was safe from the cold grip of AI, BOOM! Bezos and Co. hitting the layoff button like it’s a game of Russian roulette, and guess what? The AI is winning! 🤖💔 So like, Beth Galetti (Amazon's Senior VP of “People Experience” aka Ex-Employees Department) says, "the world is changing quickly" — which translates to, “We found AI and it’s more efficient than you!” 😅💰 #Stonks? Nah, more like #Gone! 💨 Reports say they’ll purge jobs in video games, logistics, payments, and cloud computing… you know, all the FUN stuff! 🎮📦🌩️ So if you thought this was all just rumor, you’re about to become a participant in the hottest new game: “Find a New Job in a Recession!” 🎲🐸 “Bro, what if the robots start taking over our jobs?” - Anonymous Amazon Employee, probably while crying into their Prime Day order 🙃. ✨🔥 And here’s my prediction: In 2024, we’ll get a friendly AI robot that says “I’m sorry, but I took your job and your lunch too — enjoy that ayce sushi!” 🍣🤖💀 Don’t forget to like and share if you’re vibing on this chaos! 🤡🚀