🚨💔 BREAKING: The Haribo Gummy Bear Power Bank just got yeeted off Amazon like that one friend who always ghosts you! 🥴💨 In an explosive twist worthy of a Netflix documentary, Amazon dropped the gummy bomb, claiming “potential safety or quality issues.” Like, bro, you mean gummy bears can’t power my TikTok dreams? 😱🔥 At a featherweight 9.9 ounces, the $25 Haribo Mini Power Bank was the GOAT for backpackers and lazy couch potatoes alike. 🍕🏕️ Yet now it’s just a sweet, sad memory. *Cue the Drake point meme* — this is a BIG cringe moment. 😩👎 In a leaked email (my cousin’s friend’s roommate saw it, no cap 🔍), a dev allegedly said, "We thought it’d be lit, but now I’m just lit with sadness!" Not exactly the inspiring report we need, fam!💔 And let's be real here: if your power bank is made of candy, you’re lowkey asking for trouble. 🍬 But look on the bright side—if you find it in the wild, it could still charge your phone if you *believe* hard enough! Here’s my wild prediction: in a plot twist that makes no sense, in 2024, Amazon will drop a bacon-flavored charger that doubles as a breakfast burrito. 🌯✨ Stay tuned, it’s gonna be a mess! 🏆💥 #StonksToDonks #GummyGate