🔥💀 AMAZON’S MMOs? 🤡 DEAD. 🚀 Listen up, gamer nerds, it’s happening – Amazon’s gaming division is like your WiFi during a crucial gaming session: GONE. 📉👀 They just pulled the plug on the epic MMORPG dreams we all had, it’s time to weep into your RGB keyboards. This ain't a drill! 🎮💔 In a shocking memo, Steve Boom (yes, the Boom guy) dropped the bomb: “We’re proud of our successes… but whoopsie-daisy, now we're just going to make party games!” 😂🍾 "Party games"? Is that just a fancy way of saying “we're trying to cash in on the fun variety hours?” 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, their MMOs—New World: Aeternum, Throne and Liberty, and the WOAT (Worst of All Time) Lost Ark—are flopping harder than my dating life in 2023. 🎉💸 Release the stonks! 📉 Amazon Game Studios just went from epic loot drops to that cringe mini-game we only play when the power goes out. Time to get those party hats, I guess? 🤡 🔥🚨Leaked dev quote: “We wanted to give players the experience of thrilling quests... but now we’re just serving cake at the office.” 🍰 Hot take: Next up, Amazon will make a *Fortnite clone* but with drones that deliver party snacks during matches. Get ready for Drone Royale! 🤖💥