🚨🔥BREAKING: Amazon Decided to Play Jenga with the Internet! 🔥🚨 So, like, AWS just turned the ENTIRE internet into a rage-inducing "this is fine" meme as it crashed harder than my will to work after 3 PM! 💩💔 Say goodbye to Venmo, Snap, Canva, and Fortnite — literally, you might as well have been playing solitaire on your school-issue calculator. 🤡💀 Imagine waking up to your Ring Chime doing the Macarena and your fridge telling you it’s too cool for food. My dude Dan Cooper (the MVP of chaos) was probably screaming as his lights flickered like they were trying to audition for a horror movie 🤖🚪. Peep this imaginary developer quote that I totally didn’t make up: “It was just another typical Tuesday until we decided to set the internet on fire… LET’S GOOO!” 📜🤯 And for a hot take that’ll make you seethe: if Alexa starts giving me stock tips after this, I’m selling all my investments, ‘cause stonks are about to go MIA, fam. 💰🔥 Moral of the story? You put all your eggs in the AWS basket, and guess what? Oops! You just became a meme. 🤠💔 So remember, next time you’re about to upload that important pic to the 'gram, make sure it’s not during Amazon's “Oopsie Daisy Hour!” 😂🕒 #AWSwhirlwind #FurryFriendsInHell