🚀💀 BREAKING: Amazon is pulling another "hold my Prime" moment and diving into **AUGMENTED REALITY GLASSES**! 🤓👓 Yep, you heard that right! They’re reportedly working on TWO different pairs of glasses - one for customers and one for their poor, overworked delivery drivers. Talk about double vision! 👀💰 Internally codenamed **Jayhawk** (cause who doesn't want to sound like a bird), these consumer specs are supposed to have all the bells and whistles—microphones, speakers, a camera, and a display that could probably stream the latest cringe TikToks 🤡💔. Leaked developer quote: "They told me to build it for our *customers*… but what about the *drivers*?!" 😤 Meanwhile, the delivery drivers are getting their own model dubbed **Amelia** (like the lady who took my last delivery). These bad boys are aimed at SHAVING **SECONDS** off their routes! ⚡💨 Like, do we really need AR glasses to find our way to McDonald's? 🍟🙄 It’s Amazon vs. Meta, but let’s be real: no one is ready for the inevitable corporate espionage memes that drop from this. Just imagine Jeff Bezos with a VR headset, plotting how to charge us for using AR while we're at it. **This is fine**. 🔥👀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2027 we’ll all be wearing AR glasses, and they’ll probably double as a new Amazon delivery drone! Just me? 🤖💸 #STONKS #Seethe #Cope