📉🛑🚨BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Just Hit the "Delete" Key on Its Game Division!🚨🛑📉 Okay fam, gather 'round, because Amazon is about to send its game developers into the void 💨. Like, they were playing a serious game of Among Us and just went full sus on the whole division! 🚀🚪💀 Y’all, an *internal memo* just dropped (thanks, Jason Schreier! 💥🔥) saying Amazon is like, “Nah fam, big budget games are sooo last year.” Instead, they’re pivoting hard to *casual games* and that sketchy cloud thing called Luna ☁️🤖. I’m picturing Alexa shouting, “Let's play Candy Crush, loser!” as the tech giant slashes jobs faster than I can finish a level. 😂💰 Imaginary Dev #1: “Wait, so we’re trading AAA titles for *Angry Birds*?” Imaginary Dev #2: “At least I can finally let out my inner casual gamer... while I seethe.” 😅🔫 But fr fr, this is like if Netflix decided to make only rom-coms and scrapped the universe of epic battles! 🛡️⚔️ What’s next? A free-to-play Bezos skin on your favorite character? 🤢 Hot take: In five years, we'll find Amazon’s gaming strategy left behind in the *this is fine* meme, while Luna turns into a glorified Tamagotchi. Stonks are tanking 🚫📈—BRACE YOURSELVES. 💥🔥💀 TIME TO COSPLAY AS THOSE POOR DEVELOPERS 5 YEARS FROM NOW!