🦸‍♂️ BREAKING: Amazon is about to hit that sweet, sweet unemployment button like it’s a hot new video game release! 🎮💔 Rumor has it they'll be *slashing* 15% of their HR staff—like it's Black Friday but for job security! 😱💼 Sources say Bezos woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and thought, “Hmm, how can I make my heart 15% colder today?” 🤖🔥💰 R.I.P. to all the HR folks who might now be googling "How to become an influencer" 🙈✨ But wait, there's more! Reports say *additional layoffs* are on the table for other parts of Amazon's consumer biz. You know what that means? More chaos than a toddler on a sugar rush! 🎉🤡 Jeff's probably plotting to become the ultimate supervillain. “Ah yes, layoffs for world domination!” 💀🌍 👀 Leaked from an *alleged* dev meeting: “Who needs HR when we can just summon robots to do our bidding? 🔄🤖” Sounds about right—if I'm getting replaced by a robot, it better at least have animated dance moves. 💃😆 In conclusion, I predict they’ll roll out a new job posting: “Looking for people to train AI to do HR stuff while enjoying avocado toast. Must be okay with having no job. Cheers!” 🤷‍♂️✨🚀🔥 #Stonks? More like stonks to the moon! 🌕💸 SHARE if you’re ready to ride this rollercoaster! 🎢