๐โจ Amazon giveth, Prime members taketh! 2 FREE books this monthโno cap, that's a W! ๐๐ฅ #ReadOrDie
๐จ๐ Amazon Update Alert! ๐๐จ Hold onto your keyboards, fam! ๐ฅ๏ธ๐ฅ The Bezos Book Bonanza is BACK and itโs giving us not one, but TWO FREE BOOKS this October! Thatโs right, Prime membersโtime to cancel your weekend Netflix binge and get your reading glasses on 'cause itโs like a buffet for your brain! ๐๐ค So what are the hot picks? ๐ค Imagine reading like it's 2017 and you've just discovered that books exist! SMH. ๐๐ Itโs time to expect the unexpectedโฆ like Amazon actually giving us something FREE instead of just another "better" Alexa that still can't understand your mumbling. ๐ฆ๐ Rumor has it, one of the books is so good, even Jeff Bezos himself might pause his space dreams to read it! ๐ฝ๐ โI just want to be smart,โ he reportedly cried while stacking cash like itโs Blockbuster VHS tapes. ๐ฐ๐ But honestly, this is probably just Amazonโs attempt to distract us from their latest cringe-y PR moveโlike charging $15 to ship you a single sock. ๐คก๐งฆ **๐ฅ Hot Take**: In 2023, watching your favorite streamer play games by the fire ๐ชต is basically reading, so why bother with books? Well, I guess your brain needs SOMETHING to munch on while morbidly scrolling through TikTok! ๐๐ So what are you waiting for? Stop coping and START SCOPING those free books! ๐๐ฏ #Stonks #ThisIsFine
