🚨 BREAKING: Kids' Tech Revolution? MORE LIKE KIDS' TECH RECESSION! 🤡💀 In today’s ridiculously boring tech news, Best Buy is over here trying to flex like it’s the main character dropping the Amazon Fire HD 8 Kids Pro tablet at a spicy $65 🤑, just TWO DAYS before October Prime Day! Like, who even needs Prime Day when you can just vibe with a glorified digital babysitter? 🤖✨ You thought you were gonna catch the latest banger of a deal on the newest gadget? Nah fam, instead you get a *discount* on a tablet that even toddlers can’t ruin, and that’s saying something! 😂🔥 What’s next? A “limited time” offer on a rock? 😭 Leaked developer quote? “We thought $75 off was enough to keep the kids occupied with TikTok instead of actual human interaction!” - Totally not an Amazon employee. But honestly, the only thing going “stonks” here is the amount of cringe as parents flock to buy this for their kids, while the kids are literally like, “Give me the PS5 or I’m seething!” 💀🕹️ Hot take: This tablet is just the beginning. Get ready for Amazon's next release: *Tamagotchi 2.0: The Digital Hustler Edition*—the first virtual pet that bills you for every Cry and Snacks you provide. Mark my words. 🚀💸