🚨🔥 BREAKING: Amazon just dropped some new audio bangers that cost more than your last date 💸💔. Say hello to the *Echo Studio (2nd Gen)* and *Echo Dot Max*! Because apparently, you need to pay to hear Alexa call you “dude” in Hi-Fi sound 🎤🎶. So, I guess the *Echo Dot Max* is like the “Drake Pointing” meme for your ears 👀📈. What’s next? An *Echo Jet* that can fly you to the nearest Best Buy to grab your overpriced “experience”?! 💀✈️ Leaked developer quotes suggest the real reason for the price hike: "We wanted your wallet to feel the bass drop too. It’s a whole vibe, fam." 🤖👉💰 Meanwhile, the *Echo Studio 2nd Gen* is basically the Shaquille O'Neal of speakers—big sound, bigger price, and still not dunking on your expectations. 🤡🏀 Amazon is basically flexing at this point. Remember when you could just scream at your speaker and it would play music without requiring a second mortgage? 😂 *Hot take:* In 2025, Amazon will release the first fully sentient Echo that judges your music taste and gives unsolicited relationship advice. "Based on your Spotify history, you should probably break up with him ☠️🔮." Stay tuned, or should I say, stay *echoed*? 🚀💥