🚨🗣️ HOT TAKE ALERT!!! 🚨💰 So Amazon just dropped the Echo Show 8 for $180 and Echo Show 11 for a cool $220, and honestly? I'm not convinced they're a glow-up! 😵‍💫🤖 It's like putting a shiny new spoiler on a rusted-out Honda Civic, fam. 🏎️💨 *Leaked quote from an Amazon dev*: “We just wanted to give the people better hardware so they wouldn’t notice the ads creeping in like an ex at a party.” 🙈💀 ✨Forget the **Alexa+** upgrades, though! It’s like adding whipped cream to a soggy taco. Just why? A camera cover? Nah, we want to see your sad reactions as those annoying ads pop up! 😂🤡 *Drake pointing meme* to no camera cover? Yeah, boo, that's a DUD. So prepare yourself, folks! Amazon's gonna be watching you, even as YOU watch it. Gonna be like “This Is Fine” from here on out 🤷‍♂️🔥. 🚀💡 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all have to sell our souls just to have a friendly chat with Alexa, and the ads will come in the form of psychic visions. No cap, it's stonks time! 📈🤯 Share this chaos and let’s watch the world go bonkers together! 💥✨