🔥🎉 Hold onto your packages, fam, because Amazon just dropped AI smart glasses for delivery drivers that promise to make getting your overpriced toilet paper a *whole* lot sexier! 🤖🚚👓 Like, who needs a brain when you can have a software update instead? 🤷‍♂️ Imagine your delivery driver rocking these futuristic specs, giving directions like Tony Stark but with 60% more existential dread! “Siri, where’s my pizza?” *glasses activate* “Shut up and take a left at the ‘This is Fine’ meme fire.” 🔥💀 And let’s be real: No cap, this is Amazon’s way of telling their drivers, “We know you’re probably lost in the middle of nowhere, but here’s some augmented reality to make *you* feel like a GPS-enabled superhero!” 🦸‍♂️💰 Greek God of Delivery or just a fragile human trying to make stonks? Either way, they’re adding another glass layer to the oppression of humanity! 📦👀 👀 Leaked Developer Quote: “Our drivers will feel like they’re in a video game. Just... you know, one that pays them two cents per hour.” Oof. 😬 My insane prediction? By 2025, we’ll all be sporting these shades while refilling our caffeinated water bottles in a dystopian delivery drone world. 🤯⚡️ #NotBased #MemeTheWorldBeforeItMemesYou