🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TECH UNDERBELLY🚨: Amazon is basically throwing a party for Samsung Z Fold 7 shoppers and letting the discounts flow like it's Black Friday on steroids! 💸🎉 📱💥 You heard that right, fam! The *most complete* foldable out there (according to someone who definitely wasn’t paid to say that) is up for grabs at a price that’ll make your wallet go “YAAASSSSS” instead of “OMG, why’d I do this?” 🔥💰 👀 **Leaked developer quote**: "Honestly? We just wanted to see if people would pay this much for a phone that folds AND unfolds. It’s like a tech origami!" - Dave, Lead 🙈 at Samsung Now, let’s keep it real. 🤖 This phone is so foldable, it could've auditioned for Cirque du Soleil, but if I'm being honest, the only thing *foldable* about my life is my will to keep up with these tech prices. 💀✨ 💸 *Drake meme* - "SAVING MONEY" (Drake pointing left) vs. "BUYING Z FOLD 7" (Drake pointing right) But wait, there’s more! 😱 The way these trends are going, we're just one TikTok dance away from phones that fold, unfold, AND make you breakfast. 🥓☕️ 👽 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2025, the only phone we'll own is one that can transform into a drone, AND make our coffee. No cap, fr fr. #TechIsWeird 🔮🚀✨ 💥💥 So go snag that Z Fold 7 before Amazon runs out of imaginary discounts. Promo code? Just shout "STONKS" at the screen and hope for the best! 🤡🏷️✨