🚨💥 Y'ALL, Amazon is literally trying to build a nuke plant for your cloud selfies! 🤯💻💥 Forget putting the “nuke” in “nuclear,” they’re putting it in “newfangled tech!” How are we 🌍 still turning to Amazon for everything, including lighting up those Alexa devices that listen to your every overpriced purchase? 😱 LEAKED QUOTE from an Amazon engineer: “Why build bigger when you can build nukes? Should have just stuck to selling books, fr fr.” 📚➡️☢️ #PlotTwist In Richland, Washington, Amazon 🛒 is teaming up with Energy Northwest (sounds like a dystopian energy company) 💀 and X-energy (not a meme, I swear!) to whip up these Small Modular Reactors (SMRs) that promise 960 megawatts of *clean energy*! Talk about getting your stonks up while the rest of us just get roasted! 🔥🤣 And guess what? They plan on having FOUR of these mini-melters up and running so you can stream Prime Video while basking in that sweet, sweet nuclear glow! 🌌 So what’s the final verdict? 🌟 This is either the smartest genius move or a *major* return to 1980s vibes. I can already hear the TikTok dance trends set to the sounds of reactor humming. 🤡🔥 Prediction: In 2030, we’ll be ordering our nuclear reactors on Prime with next-day delivery. No cap. 🛒💣💰