🚨🚁 **BREAKING DRONE-O-MATIC CHAOS!** 🚁🚨 Two Amazon delivery drones just decided to get a little too *close for comfort* in the skies of Arizona, and now they've turned a “delivered with care” moment into a parkour fail comp nobody asked for. 💀💔 Can you even imagine the Amazon delivery squad on a group chat right now? 👀 *"Hey, remember when we were supposed to be the future of delivery? LOL, oops!"* — a totally REAL Amazon developer when they heard the news I mean, *whurry* up, FAA! At this rate, I might as well get my packages delivered by carrier pigeon. 🕊️💸 #Stonks fallin’ harder than my will to live when I hear “your package is delayed.” 🥲 But it's cool, this is fine... while my neighbors' yards are now Amazon Prime crash sites. 🤡🔥 Did the tech terminate itself? You *know* the vibes. Let’s be real: does Jeff Bezos have a *pilot* license or is he just swiping right on drone Tinder? 😏👨‍✈️😳 **Hot take:** In 2025, drones will be taking our jobs and delivering motivational quotes instead of packages. “You’re doing great, sweetie!” instead of “Your package is en route!” 🙌💯 Send this to your friends if you think drones are the new crash-test dummies! 🚀💥 #Dronescape2023