🌟🚨 BREAKING: Amazon’s Delivery Drivers About to Become AI-Enhanced Superhumans! 🤖📦 Grab your popcorn, folks! 🍿 Because Amazon just dropped some spicy news we didn’t ask for: 🚀 delivery drivers will soon sport AI smart glasses to “simplify” their lives (uhhh, what’s wrong with just paying attention? 🤔). CNET’s supposed "smart glasses expert" Scott Stein just casually mentioned this last month, but now the “plan” is apparently in *final testing* stages. When did becoming a delivery driver turn into auditioning for Iron Man? 💪💰 Imagine this: 🍕👀 “Yo, Greg, what’s the address?” 🧑‍💻 And the glasses are like, “Bruh, look at the package—stupid!” It’s giving me mad vibes of the “this is fine” dog 🐶🔥 with a sprinkle of “stonks” when Amazon’s stock goes up 1000%, but their drivers are still seething in traffic. 😤🚗💥 💬 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just want them to stop using their phones so much. Pretty sure they’re just watching TikTok while in the driver seat.” 🤭💀 So here’s the hot take: Next, they’ll be making drone-operated packages that follow the drivers around like, “No cap, you’re just the meatbag carrying my AI delivery powers.” STONKS going to the moon 🔥🌕! Get ready for an AI overlord that doesn’t even need an incognito mode—share this if you want to witness our future, fr fr! 💥🚀👓