🚨💰**BREAKING: Amazon’s Robots are Here to Steal Your Jobs, But Like, In a Cool Way**🤖🔥 So, Amazon just dropped the next episode of “Robots Making Humans Irrelevant” 🎬#NotOurFault and it’s juicier than a TikTok chef's soggy mayo hack. 🥴 According to *internal docs* (cue dramatic music), they’re all about that *automation lifestyle* to move more products without needing those pesky humans. Keep your eyes peeled, workers! 👀🤡 💡🦾 Meet Blue Jay, Amazon’s new recruitment tool! I mean, “extra set of hands.” This bad boy can lift 75% of what you’re lifting, like a gym bro but way less sweaty (sorry, Chad). 💪💦 And then there’s Project Eluna—your new AI BFF who’s here to take your job while helping you “cope” with your existential dread. Just call her “the cognitive load manager” – a.k.a. the robot who's keeping the stonks up while you’re just trying to stay awake! 📈🚀 One Amazon developer was quoted saying, “We could hire people, but like... that’s no cap; robots don’t demand coffee breaks!” 🤪☕️ 🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all be Amazon drones flying directly to our homes with packages. Or we’ll be replaced by Blue Jays and have to apply for jobs as “Cognitive Load Managers.” No one’s ready for that level of chaos! 💀📦🤯