🚨🎯 BREAKING NEWS: Amazon Makes James Bond Gunless! 🕵️‍♂️💔💀 So lemme set the scene: It’s James Bond Day, right? 🎉 Amazon struts out with updated posters like “Check out the new aesthetic.” But wait—WHERE THE HECK IS THE GUN?! 🤨🔫 Every iconic character is left holding air like they just dropped their phone at 2 AM! 📱💨 FANS: *gasp* "Is this a James Bond movie or a vegan cook-off?!" 🥦👀 The Photoshop skills? MEGA cringe, fam. I can practically hear the developers crying, “We couldn’t find a cute clip art of a gun. This is fine…right?”🔥😱 Even Roger Moore’s arms look like they're auditioning for Stretch Armstrong! 🤹‍♂️ I mean, bro’s legit out here looking like a cartoon character! 🦸‍♂️💥 Meanwhile, every fan is seething like “Did you just open ‘The Woke Dimension’?” 🤔📉 Leaked developer quote 🗣️: “Guys, we just thought Sean needed to go fully pocket mode, no cap.” 🤡🤦‍♂️ So what’s next? 🧐 A double O agent who solves crimes with non-violent conflict resolution? Crystal ball prediction: "James Bond 007: Live and Let Latte" featuring a barista spy who disarms enemies with cappuccino foam! ☕️👀🚀 #WokeBond #PhotoshopFails #LetsGoBrandon