🚨🎉 Hold onto your foldable phones, fam! This week’s tech news is hotter than a Pixel 10a trying to keep up with its own leaks! 📱💦 First off, **Alphabet** just dropped Q3 earnings like it’s a mixtape 🎤💰 – and let’s just say the numbers are higher than my expectations for the next *Star Wars* movie. Talk about stonks going “to the moon!” 🚀💸 Meanwhile, **Samsung's foldables** are making bank, and it’s clear they are flexing more than your gym bro on leg day. 💪🤣 Oh, but wait! We've got our first official look at their *trifold*! 🔥 It’s so fancy, it practically has a parking space at the Met Gala. 🥳✨ Some developer was overheard saying: “We wanted to design a phone that can fold more than my will to live when I see my screen time report.” 💀🌈 And let’s not sleep on **One UI 8.5** – it’s like the magical fairy godmother we didn’t ask for but desperately need. Imagine smoother transitions than an influencer changing relationships. 😱💔 Hot take: in 2025, we’ll all be living in Samsung foldable houses and scrolling through TikToks on our kitchen tables. Welcome to the future, where tech is as chaotic as your last family reunion! 🤡🥴✨ #TechIsDead #FoldablesForever