🚨💥 STOP EVERYTHING! WE'VE GOT A $3 TRILLION T-SHIRT CLUB NOW! 💰💰😱 Yo, Alphabet just pulled up like "Hey, you remember us? We're joining the big boys: Nvidia, Microsoft, and Apple. Y’all thought we were sleeping? 💤😂" *cue meme of Drake pointing at Google’s logo* 👀✨ That stock jumped over 4% like it was on a trampoline made of stonks! 🚀💸 I can already hear '***this is fine***' in the background as the other tech giants weep in jealousy. 🎉🤣 📉“We were just sitting around, looking at our Google search results and thought, ‘Why not make it $3T? LMAO,'” said some hypothetical dev in the break room. 🤡💬 Meanwhile, Wall Street analysts are out here trying to explain what just happened like it's a plot twist in an anime! 🤯 *Galaxy brain intensifies* 🔥 Prediction time: In 2030, I fully expect Alphabet to merge with the sun. 😂🌞 Their new product? Solar-powered search results! So buckle up, fam! We're all just unwitting players in Alphabet's real-life *Sim City*! 🤖✨ Share this if you want your tech news served with a side of chaos! 🍕💥