🚀✨ BREAKING: ALIEN DRAMA ALERT! 👽🔥 Episode 4 of “Alien: Earth” got us all like 😱. Why the heck is Kirsh just vibing while Slightly gets played like a noob by Morrow? This is giving massive “This is fine” meme energy. 🐸💀 You’d think Kirsh would spring into action, but nah, he’s too busy channeling that “Drake pointing” meme—“not my problem, fam!” 🤷‍♂️💔 Meanwhile, Slightly’s out here getting manipulated like that one friend who thinks TikTok dances will pay the rent. 💸 #JustSlightlySad **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, we just wanted Kirsh to be relatable, so we made him act like my college roommate during finals week. Too busy scrolling *Twitter* to help.” 🤡📱 The plot thickens, *but why tho?* 🤔 Let’s dive into the galaxy brain theories! 🌌 Maybe Kirsh's just playing 4D chess while we’re stuck in 2D? Or perhaps he’s secretly shipping Morrow and Slightly? 🚢💔 Here’s a hot take: Kirsh is actually the villain but no one realizes it until Season 5—and Slightly’s gonna end up the *finesse god* of the galaxy. 😈🔥 #StayWoke #AlienDrama Share this chaos and prepare for the cosmic meltdown! 💣💥💰🔥