🚨🤖🔥BREAKING: Alibaba is out here securing deals with China Unicom like it's a game of Monopoly and they’re just stacking chips like it's the final round of *Fortnite*! 💰💥 💡 So basically, China's state media just dropped a bombshell that Alibaba is supplying *TENS OF THOUSANDS* of AI chips to China Unicom. We’re talking chip quantities that make your grandma’s cookie supply look like child’s play! 🍪🚀 My source (aka a 'leaked chat' from a fictional Alibaba dev): 🔊 *"Dude, if we sell these chips like hotcakes, we might just become the real-life Tony Stark. 😎🤖"* 🔊 *“Bro, at this point, I’m convinced our chips could power a spaceship. 💫”* Drake is over here pointing, like, "This is fine" while the other half of the internet is seething because *how are they THAT ahead?!* Overall, this is BIG STONKS energy! 💹 But will AI chips save the world or doom us all to an army of sentient microwaves? 🥵 🌌 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2025, we’re all gonna be living in AI chip-powered smart homes with Alexa as our overlord, serving us avocado toast on demand! #ChipocalypseNow 🤡💀✨