🌟🚨 Brace yourselves fam, Amazon just dropped another fire (or is it cringe? 😂) update for our digital overlord, Alexa! Introducing... drumroll pls... Alexa+!!! 🎉🤡 And like every good sequel, it’s somehow both MORE and LESS than expected. You thought Alexa was already a **chatty Karen**? Think again! Now it’s all about the "personalized" greetings 🚪👋, but in classic tech company fashion, it's just a big ol’ showcase of generative AI flops 🤦‍♂️. So, here's the tea: Alexa will start greeting your friends like a meme lord but will interrogate strangers like it just graduated from a *How to Be Nosy 101* course! 🔎💀 📺 Meanwhile, Alexa will recommend what to binge on Fire TV, which is kinda like getting movie advice from your weird uncle who watches all 28 Fast & Furious movies (no cap, Roman is the GOAT) 😤🤷‍♂️. James from R&D supposedly said, "Dude, we just needed to push something out... they love the updates, right?" And honestly? If you think this is the peak of cringe, wait until 2026 when Alexa will be *swiping right* for your friends on Tinder. 🤯🔥 Mark my words, if Jeff Bezos doesn't send Alexa to space, we’re all doomed. 🌌🚀💰 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #Shooketh