"Alex Woo teaching us to draw Baloney Tony? Dreams do come true! 😍✏️ Let’s get it, fam! 🔥💀"
🚨BREAKING: Alex Woo Teaches Us How to Draw a Slice of Baloney 🍖✏️💥 Okay, fam, gather ‘round like we just summoned a cursed NFT: the man behind Netflix’s “In Your Dreams,” Alex Woo, is DROPPING some *serious* art wisdom on how to draw Baloney Tony 🙌🤣. Yes, I know, it sounds as exciting as watching paint dry on a 144p stream. But wait—don’t tap out yet! 🎨🥳 Woo spills the tea about how this glorious meat character came to life—spoiler alert: it involves existential crises, questionable life choices, and possibly a few too many midnight snack runs 🍕🍔. “Baloney Tony is a metaphor for our cringy choices! Like using Internet Explorer in 2023!” said Woo (this quote is 100% gifs, not real). Imagine drawing this meaty legend while your friends roast you harder than a 6-hour Zoom call. “Baloney? This is a MASTERCLASS in meme aesthetics!” Get your pencil game on point, because if you mess up, you might just summon a dark spirit of soggy sandwiches 😱👻. 🔥🔥 PRO TIP: If your drawing doesn’t get at least 10 likes, just say it was a ‘conceptual piece’ about late-stage capitalism 🙃💰. 🎉💣 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In three months, Baloney Tony will launch a clothing brand and we’ll ALL be wearing shirts that say “I’m just here for the meat.” Stonks? 🚀🚀💀
