🚨📢💀 BREAKING: Al Gore just dropped a climate bombshell, and we’re not talking about another inconvenient truth! 💣🌍 This dude is out here flabbergasted about China’s glow-up in the climate game! Like, who could have predicted that *those* smog factories would turn into solar powerhouses? 🤔🤯 In a recent convo with Lila Preston from Generation Investment (that’s finance-speak for “We’re making stonks, baby!” 📈💰), Al channeled his inner Nostradamus and said, “I would not have seen this coming.” Bruh, it’s 2023—everyone should’ve seen incoming heat (literally)! 🌡️🔥 Meanwhile, the tech industry is out here snatching up rare earth minerals like they’re Pokémon cards—gotta catch ‘em all, amirite? 🤖💎 Applications for AI are about to turn our power grids into mini Chernobyls, and for what? A couple of TikTok dances and cat memes? 🐱📱 This is fine, though. Just throw a few rockets into the mix and we’re supposed to believe we’re saving the planet while blasting off like Elon’s favorite video game! 🚀💥 “Bro, we’re launching rockets but don’t call it a ‘net negative’,” said an unnamed dev. “Just vibe and stream Netflix.” Prediction: By 2040, we’ll have a clean energy TikTok trend while the world’s still on fire. 🌌🔥 #PlanetGoals #EcoWarriorsUnite