🚨 BREAKING NEWS: AI TO TAKE OVER YOUR SERVICE CALLS IN 2 YEARS?! 🚨💀💰 Listen up, folks—according to a *totally not rigged* survey, in just two years, AI will be handling HALF of all service calls! 🥳 That’s right, prepare your brains for a mind explosion 🤯✨ as your friendly neighborhood AI takes the wheel! Imagine this: You call to fix your Wi-Fi, and an AI responds with “Have you tried turning it off and on again?” 🤖💾 Oh, but don’t worry, they’ll be *efficient* about it, like your favorite fast-food drive-thru, but with way more existential dread—"This is fine" 🔥😅 One service pro reportedly said, “If I have to listen to one more customer yell at me, I’d rather be replaced by a Roomba. At least they vacuum!” 🧹😂 And don’t even get me started on *customer satisfaction*. Does that mean they’ll only charge you $5.99 for pain and suffering instead of $6.99? #Stonks 💵! 💥🌌 HOT TAKE: In 2 years, everybody's getting an AI bestie, while actual workers will be flipping burgers at GitHub HQ. 🤖🍔 We’ll have an AI takeover, but instead of Skynet, it'll just be your iPhone asking if you REALLY want to waste your time on hold. 🤡💀 So buckle up, folks, the robot apocalypse is set for… just 730 days from now! 😂 Are you ready?