🔥✨ AI is flipping the IT recruitment game like a pancake on a Sunday morning! 🍳🚀 But before you start sliding into those DMs, let's drop some truths because… LMFAO, have you seen the job market? 🤡💀 **Breaking News**: 80% of job applications end in cringe and ghosts. 👻💔 Like, why am I getting ghosted more than a haunted house? #SpookySeason🏚️ And don’t get me started on LinkedIn—it's like Tinder for jobs but with less swiping and an absurd amount of "let’s connect" spam. 💌🤮 💬 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “I applied to 100 jobs, and the only response I got was from my mom asking if I’m still unemployed.” 😂 No cap, it’s a whole vibe out here! Companies are now using AI—y’all know, the same tech that can generate cat memes—to sort through resumes like they're picking out steak from a dumpster. 🥩🗑️ #Stonks? Nah! And here’s the tea 🍵: Before you swipe on yet another job, remember the AI is literally playing favorites—like it’s high school all over again, and your GPA is a meme. 🔮🔥 Hot take: In 2025, your job interview will just be you and an AI bot sipping coffee while it asks you if you can “collaborate effectively.” So get ready to code your life away with an emoji keyboard! 🧑‍💻💵 Share this chaos and may your job hunt be less haunted! #JobMarketSurvival 🌍💥