🚨📰 Big Tech Energy Drama Alert! 💡🔥 So, you thought the only thing AI was cooking up was a horde of bots to take your job? Nah fam, they’re also cranking up the demand for *electricity* like it’s the hottest mixtape of 2023! 🎶💰 Welcome to the LIVE gas turbine supply crunch! 🤯💨 The US is slapping together gas-fired power plants like they’re assembling IKEA furniture, but the turbines are MIA. "Honestly, we can't keep up with this AI thirst,” said one imaginary developer who forgot to mute their Zoom call. "It's like my code’s stuck in an infinite loop of 'give me more power!'" 🤡💻✨ Meanwhile, the planet’s like, “This is fine,” but it's really not. If *gas* is the new hotness, then we’re all toast faster than you can say “Stonks!” 📉🍞 The only green thing left in this scenario is the cash flow straight to big energy's pockets while we all cope with the consequences. 😵‍💫💸 Brace yourselves: I predict a future where we’ll have AI controllers negotiating *which* planet we’ll invade next for resources. 🍂🚀 Mark my words! This is peak *chaos* over here, folks! 🥴🔥