🚨💥 WAKE UP, SHEEPLE! 💥🚨 Did you know you're *lowkey* in a relationship with AI and didn’t even slide into its DMs? 🤫💔 It's using you more than your Netflix account uses you for that sweet, sweet subscription 💸! Listen up, fam: you think Siri's just a glorified jukebox? 🎶 Nah, she's out here saving you from making questionable life choices 🤖✨. Every time you ask, "Siri, where can I hide this body?" 🕵️‍♀️, she's plotting your next Netflix binge. No cap! 🔥 And don't get me STARTED on that autocorrect! 💀 One minute you're texting “meet me at the beach” 🏖️, and suddenly you’re accidentally inviting your boss to a “meet me at the bleep” 🤭. Like, it’s not even my fault, AI! 🚀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, AI just wants to help you do the boring stuff so you can go live your best life—like scrolling TikTok for hours. 🤡” But real talk, if AI can do my taxes next, we’re gonna need to have a serious convo. 💰🔥 Hot take: in 5 years, your fridge will be sending you relationship advice whenever you open it! 🤯💔 Mark my words! #AIisYourNewBFF!