🚨 BREAKING: AI is here to expose your coworker’s biggest cringe moments! 😱💀 According to the legendary 2025 DORA report (which sounds like a treasure map for high performers 😂🏴‍☠️), AI is basically the gossip queen of the tech world—spilling tea on your team’s strengths AND weaknesses like it’s 3 AM in a Discord chat. In other words, if your team is slacking like a sloth on a Monday, the AI is pulling out the receipts! 🐢💢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Yeah, the AI just found out Janet hasn’t actually read the project specs. Now we're all seething.” 🔍🔥 The report highlights 7 lame-duck practices that separate your stonks 💰-boosting legends from the “This is fine” dog 🐕 in a burning room. So, time to step up or get roasted like a bad TikTok dance challenge. 🕺💔 But let’s be real: When will they *not* just use this as an excuse to justify firing people? 😬 🤖💔 🔥🔥 *Unhinged Prediction*: In 2026, we’re all gonna be replaced with AI—unless you can dunk on it in Fortnite. Get your game faces on! 🕹️💪 #ReactOrGetDeleted