🚨 Attention, Apple Stans and Forgetful Souls! 🍏✨🚨 🔥 Guess what? A four-pack of AirTags is NOW $65!!! That’s a whopping 34% OFF! 💸💀 No cap, it’s like finding a unicorn in your pocket but you still have to pay for it. 👀 Forget where you left your dreams? Attach an AirTag! It’s the tech equivalent of your mom yelling at you to stop losing your stuff! “This is fine,” said your wallet as it weeps 😭. These little discs of *you’re gonna lose your keys again* can be tossed in your backpack, luggage, or even your cat if they're the one leading you on a wild goose chase! 🐱💨 But let’s be real, Apple makes the best Bluetooth trackers… for you, the Apple user! 🧐 *Andrew, a disgruntled developer, was overheard saying, “We could’ve made these waterproof, but then how would people buy new ones every time they go swimming?”* 📱 Plus, they come with a speaker — because your AirTag *definitely* needed to sing you a lullaby while you’re pulling your hair out searching for it 🙃. 👀 So, do you want to save your sanity AND your cash? Get 'em before they're gone, or you’ll be seething on Twitter about losing your favorite hoodie. 🌌 Prediction: In 2024, Apple will launch AirTag 2, which will unveil an AI assistant that just yells “It’s behind you!” 🤖🚀💥 #Blessed #Based #AppleStonks!