🚨✈️ BREAKING: Airports and Airlines UPGRADE from Shutdown Noob to Chaos Mode! 💥💨💀 Okay, fam, the government shutdown is over—congrats 🎉 you can now return to your regularly scheduled programming of overpriced airport coffee ☕️ and existential dread. But hold up, because *flying troubles intensify* as we jet straight into HOLIDAY SEASON, aka the time of year when airlines decide to make your wallet weep 🤧💸. Picture this: while you’re vibing with Aunt Karen and her questionable casserole, airlines are loading up on delays, lost luggage, and a side of "this is fine" memes 🐶🔥. Everyone at the airport is basically just a character in an unreleased horror game called "Do You Really Want to Fly? 🎮" *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought they wanted to fly, but honestly, they just wanted to vibe in the terminal with overpriced snacks and free Wi-Fi #sad!” 🙃 And let’s not even talk about the holiday travel prices that are OUT OF THIS GALAXY 🚀—sticker shock level 1000, my friends! Stonks? Nah, it’s *losing your sanity* stonks! 📉✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: Mark my words, by December 25th, we’ll all be strapping on wings made of time and praying to the Airport Gods just to avoid another TSA line cringe. Who’s in?! #AirlineDrama #FlyOrCry ✈️💀💰